These are the Unavoidable Laws of the Natural Universe…

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

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2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

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4. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

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5. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

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