Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

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PLATO: For the greater good.

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ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

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KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

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SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of  rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping  50 tons of nerve gas on it.

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JACK NICHOLSON: ’cause it f…..g wanted to. That’s the f…..g reason.

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RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

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CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no  chicken has gone before.

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HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in  its pancreas.

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FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your  own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

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RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the  road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

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JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I  mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, What  the heck was this chicken doing walking around  all over the place, anyway?

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FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned  that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

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BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

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EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or  the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon  your frame of reference.

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BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own ; chicken nature.

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ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

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COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

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