20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 

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2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. 

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3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 

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4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.” 

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5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 

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6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds” 

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7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.” 

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8. Don’t use any punctuation 

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9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 

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10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 

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11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.” 

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12. Sing Along At The Opera. 

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13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme 

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14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 

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15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood. 

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16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 

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17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!” 

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18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!” 

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19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.” 

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20. And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…… 

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